Mass Effect: Sing to MeThe Mako hurled through the relay, into Citadel Presidium with the grace and accuracy of a brick through a window, raining glass and sparks as it crashed topside-down.With a little coaxing from her rifle butt, Shepard dislodged the escape hatch and fell out, landing shoulder first. Next came Wrex, propelled by the somewhat claustrophobic biotic behind him."We need a theme song," Shepard proclaimed, still dizzy. "Sing to me."Kaidan wiped blood from his forehead. "This really isn't the time
""Not you. Wrex."Wrex offered a hand. "Your enemies' screams will have to suffice.""Fine." Shepard sighed. "For now."
Mass Effect: Facial ScarsJoker leaned across the island and grabbed the sugar, attempting to discreetly get a better view of whatever was transpiring between Shepard and Garrus in the medical bay.Gardner was not fooled. "You could just ask."Joker shot him a look. "For the sugar? No thanks, I can handle it myself.""They're comparing scars." Gardner explained, ignoring Joker's evasive maneuver. "And judgin' by the way she keeps touching him..."Abandoning secrecy, Joker swiveled his chair and stared. "I should be in there.""Save it, kid. Fractures from junior prom aren't going to cut it. Facial scars are the new black."
Mass Effect: I Miss the MakoShepard insisted on visiting the Normandy crash site alone. She knew the crew would be nothing but supportive, but she found it somewhat blasphemous to invite Cerberus to disturb this sacred place.Collecting remnants of the fallen crew pulled at her reconstructed heartstrings simply enough, but her emotional fortitude was not completely compromised until she'd thumbed through Pressley's datapad."Uh
Is everything alright, Commander?" Joker's distorted voice sounded pressured and hesitant to ask. "EDI's picking up some weird vitals.""I, uh
" She stalled, rolling her eyes and choking back tears. Cheeks reddened, she lied: "I miss the Mako."
Mass Effect: Pancakes"You know," Joker trailed, tossing a knowing glance over his shoulder at Shepard, "This isn't going to work out."Shepard blinked. "What isn't?""This. You. Me. Her. Them." He gestured toward EDI's projector and the vast expanse of space for the last two. "Our relationship is doomed for eternity."Shepard scoffed."I mean, I've already gotten you killed once and I haven't even made you pancakes, yet.""Oh, please." Shepard leaned on the back of Joker's chair. "Dying doesn't count unless you stay dead. Besides, Gardner's got breakfast covered.""See? You're already replacing me. Portioning out my jobs to other men. First it's pancakes, then it's piloting..." He sighed, relenting to the inevitable. "Next thing I know, I'll be nothing but eye candy."Shepard remained silent."Shit. Is there any part of my job you haven't given away?""...Cuddle bunny?""...Greeeaat."